sad things

if i ever have a family, i won't be able to buy those cute, one quart cartons of milk

i wonder what it will feel like, buying that last quart

STAYING SINGLE FOREVER

i should be excused

i am doing nobody any good staring blankly at my computer

HEY SUNNY WANNA CHANGE THE TOPIC OF YOUR PAPER AT 10:15 THE NIGHT BEFORE IT IS DUE?

yeah that's fine

all i had written was 3 introductory sentences anyway

right now might suck but tomorrow at 9:35a is gonna be awesome

i live by the best dumpster

i am living in excess

i have two jobs (even if one hasn't given me hours in 2 weeks)

i can afford annie's homegrown white cheddar bunnies

why working on campus rules

i get to use a shredder and a copier that staples your pages together for you

offices are the best